Ear gouging

When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.
Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.
by La'kai June 10, 2020
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Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.
"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.
by JoeyJoestar October 13, 2019
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Ear Zit

The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.
My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.
by herpaderpschnerp August 03, 2011
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Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.
I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.
by Tim Ozman July 21, 2020
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tom ear

when a persons ear peeks through their hair
this slang term was defined by a person called tom who always had greasy hair and his ears sticking out
'put that tom ear away!'

'do i have a tom ear again?'

'leave my tom ear alone'
by janit. October 23, 2008
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ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.
The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.
by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 09, 2017
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