To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.
Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
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Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.
Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.
"Nehmy enjoys fingering himself. He excels in the sport of shitting on his hand and sticking shit up his vagina. NEHMY DISEASE!" - Dania
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in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.
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This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.
ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
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