Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.

Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.

by Lily Boone April 4, 2021

Dock about that

When two dudes have something in common and can share that thing together. Basically like cock docking two souls together

Dylan: My wife walked down the isle to the Jurassic Park theme song
Seth: wow mine did as well
Sticky: cool you guys can dock about that

by StickyOne December 24, 2019

Docking

Docking is such a lovely thing. I dock my dad all the time. docking is a very touchy thing that you do with your sneaky link or your bros. I love docking with da boyzzzz. Docking is a sexual sport when you shove your shlong into another shlong with your foreskin.

docking is:
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....

by DOCKSTER November 22, 2021

sticky docking

It’s like when two dudes tape their wieners together.

Sticky docking is fun.

by Megarawr December 14, 2019

meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.

"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"

by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012