obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=

by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007

anal anxiety disorder

when a women is fearful of anal sex and nervous resulting in tensing up. making penitration near inposible. typicly cure with alcohal or musle relaxers.

i had to pry hear ass checks apart she must suffer from anal anxiety disorder.

by ioniajoe December 23, 2009

eating disorder

something your mum thinks their daughter thinks they have but maybe she just isnt hungry.
but seriously if you dont eat for more then three days you really do need help it is very serious and everybody will respect you if you ask for help!your not alone

mum:eat something

daugther:mmmm
nation:WE LOVE YOU GET HELP FOR YOUR EATING DISORDER

by call.it. December 26, 2011

compulsive disorder obsessive

CDO. Some call it OCD but they are wrong. I alphabetized it AS IT SHOULD BE.

I have compulsive disorder obsessive

by Junatokni6815 November 3, 2010

disorientating

Word commonly used by Bear Gryls on man vs wild, a word which so is not a realy word.

"without a compass, this place is very disorientating"

by Chad Mm April 12, 2008

Distract

Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.

The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

A disorder usually displayed by those with ADD or ADHD.
Symptoms may include the following:

Leaving old AIM instant message windows, long after the conversation ended.
Having multiple tabs open on firefox and/or having muliple windows of firefox opened.
Having one or more programs opened varying from just extracted to actually running.

Every time somebody comes to my house and sees all these windows up they wonder why I do that, and then I explain to them that I have Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

by 4523562 August 5, 2008