disOWN

What you do to anyone who says "OWNED" or "OWN3D" or "pwn3d" or "pawned",etc.

Haha,you stupid little shit fucks just got disOWNED!!!

by lick my ass and the back of my balls September 8, 2005

Functional neurological disorder

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.

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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.

by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011

Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

When A white nigga with a dirty butt hole tries to act like a dirty fuckin mexican.

Dirty Mexican: Man that white nigga has fuckin Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

by Some dirty Faggot October 21, 2017

Gay Personality Disorder

Someone who likes D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet.

they can't swim, can't dance, and doesn't know karate.

Someone who should face it, they are never gonna make it.

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you have Gay Personality Disorder - Ray Toro

by Kaykaymustdie March 13, 2020

disobligated

Being in the state of no obligations because of regular weed.

Man 1: "pass me the chips."

Man 2: "..."

Man 3: "This vato is disobligated yo'."

by jyukon May 5, 2010

DiSorbo

A rich, wealthy family with a pretty cute daughter

The DiSorbos are so cool

by Hihoware June 30, 2016