Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body

It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020

Dirty Mulle

take a shit in your living room couch while you crank da soulja boy

Yeah Mauri, you are the best at doing the Dirty Mulle

by Frassesburgare July 17, 2021

Dirty Lorraine

When a fish and chip shop server is secretly receiving cunnilingus while serving food to the public.

I was in the chippy last night when a reflection in a stainless steel cupboard revealed the server was doing a Dirty Lorraine.

by MB63 November 28, 2018

Dirty Cooze

A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.

Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”

Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”

by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018

dirty durf

This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.

“hey mom, can you grab me a towel so i can perform the dirty durf on this solid 8?”

by longshlong68 October 19, 2020

Dirty Jingle

When an older perverted man carries change in his pocket, and pretends he is jingling his change, but in reality, he is playing with himself.

The totally hot chick walked into the shop, and of course Joe started doing the dirty jingle.

by pittsburg sucks October 29, 2007

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

by Meatman121 September 4, 2019