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derect sunlight

A boner that you get while sunbathing nude, usually in response to seeing naked ladies in your same vicinity.
People consider it perfectly acceptable/understandable to "publicly" have a hard-on in areas of derect sunlight (i.e., a "clothing optional" beach), but it is still frowned upon to ask for sex from fellow tanners of the female persuasion, even though they, too, are totally "showing off their merchandise" for all to see, and thus it would be only natural for red-blooded studs in their vicinity to "want some" from them.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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Derek

That guy with the beard won’t hear you, he’s a Derek
by Celticfan November 1, 2018
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Derek

Man bro your such a Derek you have had so many girl friends
by Suck me] November 9, 2018
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Dereked

The process in which a manager, player or other organisation is made completely tilted or finessed by the Scottish living legend Derek Adams.
Hey man, did you see that Steve Evans got completely Dereked again...
by LewDank November 13, 2018
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Derek

A basic white girl of a guy. This guy is seen drinking star bucks and listening to white trash such as Applebottom jeans. Even so a derek can be one of the most funny people you ever meet and will always know how to make people laugh or get annoyed with him
He is such a derek

He dances like a derek
by Class is over right? November 13, 2018
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Derek

Derek always tries to make you laugh no matter how much you don't want to. He likes to speak other languages (preferably spanish) He has a kind and caring heart that'll make you feel cared for no matter what. He tries to always keep a smile on his face even when he's going through a tough time. He likes to have long conversations with you and likes to get to know you. He has a lot of friends, and cares about all of them equally. If you have a Derek in your life, remember your lucky.
Derek... I'm so lucky to have you
by Ukulele_ donuts December 9, 2018
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derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".
I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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