Name definitions

A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.

Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!

Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?

User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—

UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.

by Stupid God June 12, 2018

there aren't any definitions for

Something you search when you're really bored on Urban Dictionary.

Or something you search when you don't have a life(like me) Cri

There aren't any definitions for your face

by A human with a face January 30, 2018

bad definitions

a bad definition stems from apathy and/or ignorance on the part of the poster.
a bad definition has no substance or taste. it is posted only because someone felt like exercising their peer-given right to post it.
can noone see that culture is continuing on a downward slope, resembling a barbaric pile of shit more and more every day?

someone help us all...

God, are you there? It's me, 1/6,000,000th of a shitty collective

_____with very rare exception, one can look up any word on this website, and not find what most nonidiots(a rare breed) would consider to be a "good definition"

_____tell everyone you know if you think you've found a good definition. your friends will be so excited that they may in fact have some trouble writing lousy definitions for everyone to absorb off the surface of their soul-devouring computer screens.
you and your fucking bad definitions...

by cliche cliche July 11, 2006

Definitions for names

1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:

"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"

We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.

2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:

"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"

As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.

These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.

Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
Definitions for names, some more definitions for names, a pun, more names, more names, more names, "My dick," with the article describing it as extremely large names, names, names, names, a youtuber no one knows, probably written by himself, names names, oh look at this, a treasure trove of weird kinky fantasies that no one wants to know about, names, names, names, names... Oh there! Finally a real slang word, internet meme or cultural element!

by God is dead and we killed him June 26, 2018

More random definitions

That button

Spend your time on something else and stop looking through urban dictionary for 3 hours spamming that button

(urban dicktionary sucks why do i have to put the word in my sentence ok anyways that button=More random definitions

by tki best opener February 25, 2023

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by laser_fox March 16, 2021

Definifion

Someone with a speech impediment who says definition.

“The definifion of plocked”

by Joedafan October 15, 2019