Dude Crush

A straight-up, old-fashioned "I want to jump your bones" crush attempting to disguise itself as a more socially acceptable Man Crush. This definition is one I thought up for the term, but there really should be a word for this because it happens often enough.

Red Mist totally had a Dude Crush on Kick-Ass in the movie!

by venuspluto67 April 24, 2010

hey duding

when an under aged kid walks up to a 21 year old and above to ask them to buy beer for them

"No im not hey duding for you" 22 year
"Come on i just i want a case of bud light" 15 year old

by Robert Walters January 11, 2008

Dude Puss

1. Another way of saying a mans asshole.

2. A Dyke's gash.

Tweak:Dude i went to the strip club last night!
Craig: Did you crush any dude puss?
Tweak: no, it wasnt gay day tuesday.

Jeff: hey you see that dyke over there? would you crush that?
Steve: Nah that looks like a man, definitely has a dude puss...100%

by Commander Queef December 15, 2018

Food with dude

An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.

Hey the food with dude is approaching you

by Poopa stinka010 May 11, 2022

CBRN Dude

A bunch of self-absorbed Chemical Biological Radiological Nuclear specialist in the Military that are fucking nerds and put spicy air on the homies just for fun.
Also Known as gas chuckers.

Fuck I have to go see the CBRN Dude for my annual gas qual again.

by Atomicneckzipperpie December 24, 2020

subprime dude

Low life, untrustworthy, not worth giving your time nor attention to, looser, scrub

Don't waste your vibe on that subprime dude.

by Dr. Philogolist January 29, 2009

Cha dude

The hippy way of saying yea man.

"yo bro you gonna wu-tang that"
"cha dude"

by Moe$hleep June 12, 2018