After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits
Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.
by Yanker23 December 9, 2015
Get the corn penismug. A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.
I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.
or
"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
or
"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005
Get the corn wipemug. a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
by newbcat November 21, 2011
Get the Corn Blastermug. Jim: did you hear Ally drove 30 minutes to fuck some guy in a barn?
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe
by jimmyjon123 March 14, 2018
Get the corn hoemug. by Corn rows and corn hoes June 25, 2018
Get the Corn hoemug. A corn demolisher (korn-dee-moll-ish-her) is a lover of corn in every form. Doesn't matter if cold or warm. Born to adorn thy corn. Scorn any who mourn deformed corn. Not to toot his own horn, but he much prefers it to uninformed porn and also uses it to perform horny corny acts.
He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.
He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.
Bulls: you should get a tramp stamp
Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?
Bulls: corn demolisher
Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished
Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?
Bulls: corn demolisher
Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished
by yoshimibills March 16, 2017
Get the corn demolishermug. by @orangetabby June 19, 2017
Get the Flipping that cornmug.