Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024
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Whyalla coons

The whyalla coons or people call them the runamucks because All they do is go to westlands everyday and think they can do whatever the fuck they want bc there aboriginals and no teen age girl can go to westlands with there friends cause they will get bashed by these aboriginals who think they run the town they even try to bash adults
Is there runamucks or the whyalla coons in Westlands today oh I better tell my kid not to go there
by Lolssssssss January 21, 2019
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Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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coon scootin'

We went coon scootin' last night and made a few bucks to buy some cigarettes.
by Zach Simbug May 25, 2018
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Coon Scootin'

Man I went coon scootin' in my Duramax last night with Shantiqua.
by Zach Simbug April 16, 2018
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Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.
You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around
by Loveydisco September 18, 2022
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Coon-Indian

A person who is half Black and half Native American
Look at that fat little Coon-Indian on American Idol.
by Maudib May 01, 2024
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