Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

Coned

1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.

2. To lose something that was otherwise won.

1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"

2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost

by Lelander94 September 18, 2019

Cone-owner

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

by Boss_Cunt_Queen May 2, 2022

Cum Coning

Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside

Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally

by MOIST TATERTOTS June 11, 2018

Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.

Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.

by Shanulio Noodlenan September 18, 2019

Cone Mode

When you blast ass so hard, liquid shit comes out like when you switch the hose setting to ‘cone mode’.

“Maaate, I just went absolutely cone mode on that fucking toilet”

by Lochnessxx January 4, 2021

Graveyard Cone

A bong piece or bowl (or "Cone" as it is referred to in Australia where the term was coined) that has ash stuck in it, thus forcing an individual to sprinkle tobacco on top and smoke the unpleasant ashy bowl or "sink the cone".

Dude I can't get the ash out of the cone piece I'm just gonna sink a graveyard cone

by Ronald Rackson November 28, 2022