The vernacular.
by nevergonnagiveyouup December 16, 2008
Get the Colloquialism mug.The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
by nwafan20 December 30, 2009
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Essentially the 4chan of college, minus the influx of spam and pornography. Where integrity goes to die. Home to trolls, fist pumpers, fuglys, weaboos, and pretty much any type of degenerate that exists within a university. Shit-talking is a common practice among ACB posters due to the anonymous nature of the site, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified. The threads are worthless, steaming piles of horse shit, not unlike the people who post in them, and are usually comprised of: "Who are the hottest guys/girls this year?", "______ is a two-faced, STD-ridden whore", "______ frat is the broest frat on campus!", "______ is a fuckin' loser, does he have any friends?"; not to mention the countless attempted (and failed) threads that even the faggots who browse ACB on a regular basis won't waste their time on.
In short, the absolute sphincter of college life; if you are enough of a fuckwit to get caught up in a CollegeACB thread then this definition is not going to help you avoid it. A sad state of affairs indeed.
In short, the absolute sphincter of college life; if you are enough of a fuckwit to get caught up in a CollegeACB thread then this definition is not going to help you avoid it. A sad state of affairs indeed.
Anyone who takes ANYTHING posted on CollegeACB to heart deserves whatever misfortune happens to befall them over the course of their lifetime.
by hackahobo September 8, 2010
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1. A job relating to warfare.
2. A job relating to environmentally friendly work
the first is more commonly used
1. A job relating to warfare.
2. A job relating to environmentally friendly work
the first is more commonly used
1. Bill works for a PMC, therefore he is a green collar worker.
2. John serves in the Air Force, making him one of the green collar workers in the U.S.
3. Steve now works for EcoSafe, a company who makes environmentally safe light bulbs, and he joined the green collar ranks.
2. John serves in the Air Force, making him one of the green collar workers in the U.S.
3. Steve now works for EcoSafe, a company who makes environmentally safe light bulbs, and he joined the green collar ranks.
by Sam Harding April 23, 2008
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Kayne West: Yo Off the Beat, I'm really happy for you guys, and I'm gonna let you finish, but the original artists had better versions of the songs you covered.
Ivygate blog: Worst College A Cappella group is Chord on Blues
Oscar Wilde: Collegiate A Cappella? Sounds like getting dildo up my ass.
Ivygate blog: Worst College A Cappella group is Chord on Blues
Oscar Wilde: Collegiate A Cappella? Sounds like getting dildo up my ass.
by MusicLover4life December 14, 2009
Get the Collegiate A Cappella mug.After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"
"Man, what the **** happened last night?"
"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."
"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"
"23"
"Oh"
"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"
"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."
"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"
"23"
"Oh"
"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"
by TheRealLance April 17, 2010
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