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Classic

He is a boy and he is sexy and who ever dated him is luck and he treats his girlfriends right and if he calls the bae he really loves them or any other names he don’t care about you
I want classic as a boyfriend he is so loyal
by Classic 5360 June 12, 2019
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midlane classic

It's a term being sad when you're mad while playing League Of Legends because the enemy team starts excessively ganking the mid lane from all sites making it impossible for you to play the game.
BRO THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS MID AGAIN -

MIDLANE CLASSIC!

PLEASE CONSIDER GANKING ME EREN!!!
by JeremiteImEntenteich October 20, 2025
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Classic Sonic

A small, light blue, round hedgehog that has the ability to run at the speed of sound and is known as the mascot of Sega. He's also a pretty cute boy, never failing to make someone go aww. Classic Sonic is probably the bean of the Sonics, having lots of cute fanart. People don't mind him being muted, as he will still be called adorable. I adore him so much.
Person 1: "Hey who's that hedgehog over there?"
Person 2: "That's the well-known Classic Sonic!"
Person 1: "Aww, he looks cute!"
by Lex_the_Something July 8, 2020
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Classical liberal

“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”

Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”

Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”

Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”

Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”

Classical liberal “No thanks I...”

Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”

Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”

Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”

Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭

Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”

Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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Classic Downie

A Classic Downie is someone who acts retarded. It can also be used for a single event
A: *screeching because of a minor inconvenience, like the lights going out*

B: That was a classic downie move
by Beatlhoven July 31, 2020
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Tuborg Classic

The very tippity top of Danish beer. Its like Tuborg, but its better.
Guy 1: Man, we should go drinking tonight
Guys 2: Yea, but not some of that Carlsberg, miss me with that gay shit.

Guy 1: ofc dude, we only drink the best beer here, Tuborg Classic
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Classic Jed

When you search google for design ideas, and end up stealing them for your own use. Closely related to reusing the same work continually over a long period of time.
Classic Jed? nah mate, its not illegal, I changed three things...
by Larvo Sessions August 5, 2018
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