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Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.
Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010
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clapper

the young girl was clapping....
by Olive Jiuce November 17, 2003
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midwest clapper

midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.
My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.
by Alittle Unwell March 28, 2007
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Clipped It

to randomely hit a person in the groin; not to puch; to use only knuckle with extreme swiftness; when completed yell "CLIPPED IT!!!"
"Oh man have you seen Shaun of the..." *clips friend in the nuts*
"CLIPPED IT!!!"
by The Shit October 4, 2004
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chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.
You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008
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chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .
yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.
by healthhoes November 22, 2017
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the clapper

After you have sex, the dick is soft. When the dick is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your dick across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)
After Byans dick was soft, Cindy got on her knees and Bryan slapped his dick on her face and made a clapping noise. Hints the name The Clapper
by Thomas Bryan September 4, 2006
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