When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.
Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010
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midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.
by Alittle Unwell March 28, 2007
Get the midwest clapper mug.to randomely hit a person in the groin; not to puch; to use only knuckle with extreme swiftness; when completed yell "CLIPPED IT!!!"
by The Shit October 4, 2004
Get the Clipped It mug.A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008
Get the chapped ass syndrome mug.when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .
yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.
by healthhoes November 22, 2017
Get the chapped dick mug.After you have sex, the dick is soft. When the dick is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your dick across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)
After Byans dick was soft, Cindy got on her knees and Bryan slapped his dick on her face and made a clapping noise. Hints the name The Clapper
by Thomas Bryan September 4, 2006
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