a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017
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Dio Christ

Jesus Christ but it’s Dio from Jojo.
Friend: “So do you believe in Jesus Christ?”
Me: “No. I believe in Dio Christ.” (KONO DIO DA)
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Meme Christ

A Meme Christ is a true god and savior of memes, one of the remaining survivors from the feminist attack. They're people who manage the balance of memes throughout the world.
Larry said to Tyler "I am Meme Christ!"
Tyler was shocked, saying "Are you a survivor?!" He started to sob, as Thoti screamed in fear, as she disappeared..
by ItzThyXenn April 04, 2018
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Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
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A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
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Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.
Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
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