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Only, I Can Choke Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, Playfully, Only I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
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Choking the turkey

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass
by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019
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Choke

Did you see the Atlanta Falcons choke and blow that 20 point lead?
by The band kid October 3, 2020
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Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
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Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.
Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread
by selkirksss February 29, 2020
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Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009
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Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
by Lueggy April 17, 2020
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