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chinese bellybutton

When a girl is so fat her bellybutton is no longer a circle but a straight line.
That nasty girl is so fat she has a chinese bellybutton.
by Bailey&Chris December 16, 2005
mugGet the chinese bellybuttonmug.

chinese fuck

A chinese fuck is when a white man, black man (ecspecially!), or anyone with a large enough penis (6" or more) cracks jokes at short, chinese penis's.

The man fucks a woman with a half-stroke...it's called chinese fucking!!!
girl - "why are you only putting it in half-way?"
white man - "because I'm chinese fucking you baby!"

girl - "why are you only putting the head of your cock in me?"
black man - "it's called a chinese fuck baby!"

girl - "are you putting your dick in me yet?"
chinese man - "yes I am. I am chinese and I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
by pajama panties January 10, 2008
mugGet the chinese fuckmug.

chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').
his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.
by joel July 22, 2003
mugGet the chinese ladymug.

Chinese Food

According to a Chinese man, it is a “delicious bat”
Ayo Phil what you eating?
Some Chinese Food, I love the wings!
by Yeetus529 April 7, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Foodmug.

Chinese Burgers

Big sweaty burger nipples on the boobs of women of oriental decent
Hi Anna, how are you?
I'm fine but my chinese burgers are sweaty and itchy.
by Redbeck December 11, 2012
mugGet the Chinese Burgersmug.

Chinese waterfountain

When a girls suckin yo dick and as you are about to climax you upper cut her jaw. this causes her to bite off your penis and enjoy the fountain of blood and seamen
Me and that bitch just chinese waterfountained
by J.P is my main OG May 23, 2016
mugGet the Chinese waterfountainmug.

chinese mustache

A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.
The Chinese man loved his Mustachio.

Yeah, He has a cool Chinese Mustache
by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013
mugGet the chinese mustachemug.

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