Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.

As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !

by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023

Storm Chaser

A person who follows the drugs. Specifically white substances ketimine, cocaine, and Molly. Aka a snow storm

Hanging out with a buddy and this girl decided to be a Storm Chaser because he had the ball.

by Thehanz42 December 30, 2023

Ambulance chaser

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.

Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??

Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 7, 2024

Bottom feeding clout chaser

A being who has no real value that lives paycheck to paycheck who brags about coming up off of someone.

This bottom feeding clout chaser came to the club with $10 and drank up all of the VIP bottles flexing on the gram.

by Nrican February 5, 2024

Mulan chaser

A person who prefers to date Asian women and goes to great lengths to do so. This person is usually a pathetic douchebag and doesn't actually have and appreciation for Asian culture and assumes that an Asian woman will be subservient and "love him long time."

Chad goes to China every year in hopes of finding a bride. He's such a Mulan chaser.

by Kitty Capone April 10, 2023

Nightmare Chaser

A Nightmare Chaser is someone who frequently consumes psychedelic drugs with the sole intention of having a bad trip.

I heard betty had another bad trip but she seems chill, she must be a nightmare chaser.

by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023