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South Carolina

South Carolina was the state to officially begin the American Civil War. On April 12, 1861, Confederate troops fired on Fort Sumter in South Carolina's Charleston Harbor. In legitimate academic settings, this event is used to mark the beginning of the American Civil War.

Racism and bigotry is still alive and well within South Carolina. It never left its Confederate (secessionist), mindset, even in the current day that this definition is being written. Do not move here if you are openly gay, trans, obviously of middle eastern decent, or a dark-skinned minority.

Pre-Covid-19 pandemic, South Carolina was on many official lists as the 12th-15th placed state within the United States of America with an overall poor quality of living. This is due to a South Carolinian mindset that, "the state was never able to recover after the Civil War.". In a post-pandemic American economy, South Carolina is rapidly becoming one of the top 10 worst states to live in (according to official American economic figures). As of 2023, rural South Carolina is quickly resembling a third world country, if it did not already resemble so. The average South Carolinian would probably blame the post-pandemic state of things on President Biden as well as the aforementioned Civil War "issue".

Due to these circumstances, South Carolina is the largest trailer park in the world. South Carolina is North Carolina's dirty, alcoholic, toothless, fentanyl addicted fraternal twin.
Person 1 from New Jersey: I'm moving to South Carolina!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1 from New Jersey: Um...Myrtle Beach?

Person 2: I would highly recommend that you move to North Carolina; you'll stay within the First World in doing so.

Person 1 from New Jersey: But...Myrtle Beach?

Person 2: Was that a question?
by James R Clobum June 7, 2023
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Carolina Blowjob

When ones partner consumes a Carolina reaper before giving a blowjob. The heat slowly builds until your dick is red and flaming hot eventually leading to an extremely intense bj that you and your partner will never forget.
Dang dude, you got a Carolina blowjob that's intense.
by el KTR January 25, 2021
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Carolina scorpion

Male inserts penis in to vagina from the back and lifts up the female till her arms ar locked holding her body up on the bed she then wraps her legs around the Males back (he is in a standing position) then he puts his hands on the bed to thus create the scorpion shape the male slowly begins thrusting as the female throws it back
He killed my kitty with tht Carolina scorpion
by Savage Sammy October 18, 2016
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South Carolina Reach Around

When a big burly southern inmate reaches around his cell bars and grabs your little willy.
by Jo.momma December 17, 2021
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Carolina Cascade

Went to the barbor shop and asked for the Carolina Cascade styled with pomade.
by Jlinkous February 2, 2022
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carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.
I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.
by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024
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