Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022

crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

Zippy Crystals

Crystal meth or methamphetamine Tina, ice those white little crystals that make you go zoom zoom

Yo you got dem zippy Crystals I gotta stay up for 6 more days

by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025

crystal

Cay’s #1 girl, the world.. also known as the only pretty girl to ever exist.

Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?

Person 2: What did he do… this time.

Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD

Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then

by cayyyy February 5, 2023

Crystal Clear

You need a friend someone to say
Get your act together
And in between they'll have to stay
Around to kiss it better
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Oh say it's true yeah I need to
Believe in what I'm seeing
I want to scream you know what I mean

I'll show you how I'm feeling

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear
You need a friend someone to pray
Take away the pressure
And in the end they'll have to stay
Around to make it better

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
Wipe away a tear (wipe away a tear)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

Everybody's sad (everybody's sad)
I gotta get out of here (gotta get out of here)
And I'm making it all
Crystal clear

by Death Menace May 28, 2023

Crystal

1. "Crystal symbolizes something clear or precious and derives from "krystallos," which is the Greek word for ice." - thebump.com
2. "A piece of a homogeneous solid substance having a natural geometrically regular form with symmetrically arranged plane faces. " AKA "A rock" - Google Definitions
3. CRYSTAL METH!! MY FAVOURITE

1. There she is! Isn't that Crystal?
2. What crystal should I buy? Rose quartz or Jasper?
3. Pass dat crystal meth woulda?

by peewater September 23, 2022