When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.
Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"
by geoffstacks June 17, 2009
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The sick enjoyment that you get out of killing someone in Assassin's Creed; causing you to ejaculate.
"I had an Assassin's Creedgasm while playing Assassin's Creed and looking at my mold of Sarah's feet."
by The Burning Desire February 18, 2010
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"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
by Kcstealth August 13, 2016
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by Inquisitor Cain May 15, 2007
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The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:
"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date
Be sure to follow PEMDAS.
Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:
"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date
Be sure to follow PEMDAS.
Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"
Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."
Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."
Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
by languagefan July 9, 2011
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Such men may be friends with women but are also, best friends with creeps.
It is almost as if they derive pleasure out of their friendship with creeps.
Derived from : creep and masochist
Such men may be friends with women but are also, best friends with creeps.
It is almost as if they derive pleasure out of their friendship with creeps.
Derived from : creep and masochist
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