water balloon condom

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

by kachoiw April 18, 2022

Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

Broken Condom Style

To have rough sex, in such a way that it would be possible to break a condom. However it does not require an actual condom. The term can also be used for any harsh or semi-violent activity, such as a hard hit in football. The term originated from the song "Gangnam Style" because the chorus sounds like the phrase, "Hey Baby! Lets do it broken condom style."

Broken Condom Style can also mean to knowingly deceive a woman during sexual intercourse by using a ripped or defective condom.

He's going after her all Broken Condom Style.

by IAMAMERICANBADASS August 10, 2012

condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks

Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.

by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Bieber Sized Condom

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010

Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010