classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.

Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

man night classic

An intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quantity of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering.

Dude, The Expendables is going to be an instant man night classic.

by baconarray April 8, 2010

Classical argument

A more refined form of argumentation from simpler times. Unlike modern argument, where one party seeks to assert emotional dominance over the other through the employment of manipulative tactics, classical argument involves the pure exchange of information and growth of one's own understanding of the world. The outcome of a classical argument is the mutual growth of logical fluency, where both parties are able to recognize flaws in their own reasoning and leave with an improved philosophical maturity.

"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"

by Inlovewithabsol January 23, 2023

Classical Consortium Academy

Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here

Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper

by RealKGB November 18, 2021

Yakmaster Classic

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."

John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)

by The Yak Master October 10, 2012