mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

booger scope

When a camera is aimed up at someone's nose.

These youtoube videos are so amateur, tons of booger scope shots.

by Richard Normus June 17, 2022

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

bad booger

A "Bad Bitch".. cute in any state wether dressed to impressed or sweatpants hair tied

"Too bad my hair isn't done & I'm not dressed" - Man it don't even matter you STILL a "bad booger" without it!

by 🙃🙃🙃 February 7, 2017

Boogered

Damaged

The threads on the wheel studs were boogered and the lug nuts would not go on.

by LugNutChevy February 8, 2022

Sissy Booger

The queen booger not mommy booger is the best booger of them all

mommy booger: Im the best booger
baby booger: no its sissy booger!

by narrirator June 2, 2021