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Boof

The type of oof that happens in the Halloween time.
God that was a big boof
by Big oof boi October 26, 2018
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Boof

In south west Florida, the term boof is used to say meth, or m.
“Ay bruh you wanna toke on sum of dis boof, shit got me booted
by Patapuun November 20, 2018
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infinity boof

When you're in a human centipede and everyone boofs the person in front, but the circle is large enough to come full boof circle in a glorious "infinity boof."
James and I were at a party Friday, and we saw a full-fledged Infinity Boof when someone broke out the blow.
by Mkd222 December 3, 2020
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Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
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Boof

Boof is most powerful being in universe
Boof can destroy universe with only 50% of his power
by CalebBillet September 25, 2019
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Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough
Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it
by Chawalabee February 1, 2022
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