New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

BBT (Bum Before Tup)

BBT (bum before tup) - A sexual activity in which a person receives anal penetration before vaginal. Often going in dry

BBT (bum before tup) - A sexual activity in which a person receives anal penetration before vaginal. Often going in dryFor example...

Woman: Jesus I was so drunk last night I ended up getting some bbt

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Virgin: I had no idea what was going on, had it in my bum before tup

by Dingythemanwithapartyhat April 15, 2016

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 1, 2016

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 1, 2016

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 1, 2016

never saw me before

laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.

- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))

by loutroye February 21, 2017

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017