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Batman

When a man puts his penis into the womans vagina. aka they are fucking. the man is called batman and his penis is the batmobile.
"Would you like me to put my batmobile into your batcave, woo go batman"
by xXxEmmaxXx July 12, 2007
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battonbear

batton*noun' 1.a person who chronicly humps dead animals 2. someone who talks a lot of shit but can not back it up
%anonymn shit talker*noun'1. anything that talks shit "donkey raping shit talker"

bear*noun' 1.A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair 2. The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large. 3. A large, husky sized man with lots of hair that is homosexual.
Battonbear is very gay
by Unlucky July 19, 2004
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Batman

the first Bi superhero likes little boys in red and green coustome and love woman who are half his age
Batman sleeping with Barbara Gordon his best friend Gordon daughter who was only 16
by Michael A T November 10, 2006
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Batman Dat hoe

When You Cum om a girls face.
Brad fucked Carol And Batman Dat Hoe!!
by ggdrgg November 2, 2007
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Batman

The act of crouching over your sleeping partner and pleasuring oneself whilst wearing the duvet/bedsheets like a cape.
Robertos: Me and my woman had THEE best morning sex today!

Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.

Robertos: Sweet!
by Sir Randy Fernandez November 17, 2010
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batman

An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??

Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by TruthSpkr December 10, 2008
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batmanshit

It's batmanshit! Batmanshit is so batmanshit...
by GiGi22 June 26, 2009
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