Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".

My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.

by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018

Josh Bacon

Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case

He is such a Josh Bacon

by Coolgamer169 October 15, 2019

spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011

Cave Bacon

Overly large vaginal lips

"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".

by Dede Megapoopoo March 10, 2014

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

hammer bacon

Humping

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"

by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011