Brandon

A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie

"brandon is an ass hole"

by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020

brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

Brandon

A stoopid nigga.

Brandon You My stoopid nigga

by Mystery2002 November 7, 2018

Brandon

a gay ass bitch ass nigga with no friends

you know that brandon don that made the tridents come

by come here now July 25, 2018

Brandon

a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.

Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck

by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020

brandon

ugly and nice sikkeee u thought crusty,dusty and rusty

out my face brandon

by ghostboii2121 February 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.

Can someone tell Brandon to stfu

by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019