Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

P-Beast

A paint beast. Someone who dominates in the paint on a basketball court.

Jamarcus is a total P-Beast, he’s like 6’6!

by TaroDidIt April 9, 2022

beast money

An unexpected or planned purchase that costs an unusually large amount.

That ticket be costing me some beast money!

WTF this hotel be chargin beast money for they rooms!

by 1qwkdsm August 20, 2009

Mr. Beast

That guy in school who bought a laptop to smash it and give away the keys for free.

"Hey, did you see Mr. Beast's new video?"

"The one where he crashes a private jet? Yeah, so relatable!"

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

Blaming the Beasts

The act of blaming others before reflecting on your own shortcomings.

Bill: yo, did you see Frank yesterday?
Terry: he was blaming the beasts fr

by FetusEaterFrank March 15, 2023

beast mode

being in a sexual mood or wanting to do sexual things

i woke up in beast mode

by freak now April 4, 2019

Hoe's Beast

An extremely slutty or easy girl that jumps from man to man to feel important and wanted when in reality is just a hoe that cant shut her legs.

"Just because i've been so freaky with you doesn't make me a some sort of Hoe's Beast."

by MissSmith January 4, 2012