A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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by anonymous November 23, 2021
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“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
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A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012
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German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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