dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

Plot Armor

A term used in Rizzology meaning : to successfully complete a mission or a goal with a girl by a underlying factor that stands to peak her interest in y’all advancing

Fam, me and her both capricorns she almost love off that alone , that plot armor came in handy

by Mr Freakahoe September 10, 2022

Oba Amòdaju Ogun

He is the God of Fitness. He is kind, the embodiment of physical performance, spiritual guru, scholar, and above all else he is the Trainer to the Gods!

Have you met Oba Amòdaju Ogun, he is the newest deity in the lineage of Ogun.

by anonymous January 4, 2023

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

Philistine Armor

The protective covering on the head of the penis, also known as the foreskin.

My ex wanted me to get circumcised; but I stood firm. I will give up my Philistine Armor for NO ONE!!!

by AhrimanicSon February 22, 2023

eslabon armado

honestly they make the best music (not better than ivan cornejo tho)
here are some songs I recommend n ofc it’s Spanish music
HASTA LA MUERTE ft.ivan cornejo
regresa mami
jugaste y sufrí
SI SUPIERAS
ando más que mal
24 horas
cuando tú me miras
con tus besos
VETE A LA FREGADA
yh das it hope u like it <3

person 1: eslabon armado or ivan cornejo ❓
me: yes

by my fav singers/songs <3 March 22, 2023

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023