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Gunga Apple

The apple that was once eaten by eve but has now been reincarnated as an apple of all power and knowledge
"How did Eisntein become so smart?"

"Well he ate the Gunga Apple of course!"
by Not Wilson Nick February 13, 2019
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Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
by God Left Us May 6, 2019
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Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.
Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.
by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019
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Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019
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Hehe Apple Juice

Something a retard named Vinny Bulldick says anytime someone burps. (Tourette's Syndrome)
Person : *Burp*
Vinny Bulldick : Hehe Apple Juice
by KursedTheGod March 30, 2020
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Custurd Apple

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.
Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.
by HymieG December 30, 2010
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