Anthony

A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.

“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”

by The Space Man December 17, 2022

Anthony

anthony is a haywan, or a mahafen= pronounced (MAH-AF-AHN) meaning a chat or a grub. Anthony is a grub a big grub that no one likes. No one can stand anthony , and eveyone wants to cave anthonys head in. Anthony is a donkey who acts like a hard cunt and tries to get ins with anything with a pussy wether it being the neighbours cat or your mum. Anthony is a hairy cow with crooked toes. No one likes Anthony. To get girls Anthony lies about his height and tells everyone hes 6,1 but in real life hes a 4,11 potatoe with no friends and a tiny di-.

"EW WHY IS THERE A WALKING POTATOE- oh wait-its just anthony"

by urmum69@ March 19, 2023

Anthony Gabriel D'Ignazio

Anthony Gabriel D'Ignazio AKA AGMasterbeater is a newcumer to The World of Sigmas. He makes beats that will make you want to sex. The songs slap harder than Angelo when he found out Anthony was gay. He has the most massive legs and juiciest booty that will make any girl jealous. Overall he is a kind man who likes to shoot trees in the aria.

Girl 1 : Anthony Gabriel D'Ignazio is so hottttttt
Girl 2 : I know, his eyes are so dreamy

Guy 1 : SHE HAS NO RIGHT

by Dawier May 10, 2023

Anthony

He's that type of guy to leave you in a discord VC just to be gone for several hours just to come back saying he made a sandwich and toast. Not to mention he's the type to be obviously gay but refuses to use pronouns when referring to his significant other to hide that fact. Although when it comes down to it, Anthony is that furry that cannot be replaced in our friend group.

Person 1: why the hell is he avoiding pronouns?
Person 2: Oh that's anthony, he's part of our friend group
Person 3: Yeah that's just how anthony speaks, He tries to hide the fact that he's dating a guy

by RAT4 May 19, 2023

Anthony Middle School Cypress

This school sucked. And i'm not going to be one of those kids who say everything sucks but this school has daily fights and i was in a class where we had 4 new teachers, And we were not a bad class. The teachers just didn't show up! There is also constant bullying and i've reported some and guess what they did. Nothing! I've also reported SA 2 times and they still didn't do jack shit. I've reported pretty much everything in the book and nothing changes. The Lunch also is usually terbily made of just plain rotten. They made us run on track when there was a school shooting threat for crying out loud! I understand that middle schools are big and might not have something but That's no reason for ignoring suicide,SA ,and bullying reports! please don't send your kid here if you care about them!

Person 1: Want to go to Anthony Middle School Cypress?
Person 2: That school suckles lets not go there!

by Cade🦋🌈 October 13, 2023

Jahn Anthony Smith

One of a kind, most loving and caring father, dedicated partner, funny, amazing cook gives the best hugs and kisses, makes you feel loved is always there for you he is truly the most amazing person there is :)

Jahn Anthony smith love caring

by Amy 5:2:12 September 14, 2013

Tony Anthony

he has a fantastic penis great shape and size. He dominates in the bedroom. He has a massive peen. he will fucking beat Daytons ass 16 times out of 10. he is hot and sexy.

Wow Tony Anthony can really work his penis

by rob manna December 6, 2020