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Andres

The most disgusting, vile, and horrid person to be around he’s such a jack ass and a terrible bf he’s also ass at fortnite but usually a guy named Andres has a cute friend named marquis or something like that
Omfg did you see Andres’s 90’s, they’re so ass!
by Shalisa69 August 23, 2019
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Andres Effect

When twitter user @Talketsu gets quite-retweeted and continues to make a fool of himself in the replies
This idiot, he’s under the Andres effect.
by The Wandering Samurai September 10, 2020
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Andres

Beautiful, funny, smart, strong and awesomeness.
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
Today will be and Andres day
(Today will be a good day)

-I win the lottery

-you are such and Andres
by A852 December 23, 2016
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Andres

yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
Andres has swole penis

thats why he dated a drop out
Flex on them hoes
gucci gang
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
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Andres

Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.
Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.
by Dare January 7, 2022
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slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
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Andres

I really cool nigga who loves to eat pussy all day, everyday. He is fun, but is very moody. He calls everyone a bitch even his dog. Every girl secretly wants to be his girlfriend because of his finger licking, pussy eating, skills.
by Andres pussyeater2018 January 31, 2018
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