Alex

That one kid at school who always rates and swears at you for no reason. He also like to lick basketballs everywhere when he gets mad.

"Dangit dude I got that weird kid, Alex next to me in math."
'Dang bro that really sucks."

by Lolololololololllllolololol March 22, 2018

Alex

he is a skinny cunt with toothpick looking legs, a brown mop on his head.

did you see alex yesterday, nah he's too skinny!

by rangalover69 May 20, 2019

Alex

A little virgin who tries to fuck a taco.

Alex is 3 millimeters deep in his taco

by Kim Jon Carter May 14, 2018

Alex

A name for geniuses with 150 iq, and chess prodigies

Hey, is your name Alex?

- Yeah how do you know?
Cuz u smart

by Lime868 June 2, 2016

Alex

The biggest asshole in the world

A guy named Alex is not cool

by Rush321 September 1, 2017

Alex

he is such a legend I have never met someone as nice as him he is so awesome he is like a super hero he is a 10 inch penis and can fuck me so hard I will fall to the ground and die.

I would bang Alex

by e65uyu5 ut6r78657u6 December 21, 2016

Alex(is)

People who are named Alex(is) that don’t text back are HOES also known as hoe billies.

Alex(is) is a hoe billy for not texting back!

by @Narredo June 9, 2018