A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.
"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."
by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021
Get the Alaskan Shit Knockermug. When a girl uses a hot dog or any food shaped like a shlong as a dildo and then grills it and serves it on a bun to an unsuspecting person.
Peter: Gosh Linda this hot dog sure is good! Where did you get it from?
Linda: Its an Alaskan Hot dog, My vagina beotchhhh
Peter: what?
Linda: .....Oh just Publix
Linda: Its an Alaskan Hot dog, My vagina beotchhhh
Peter: what?
Linda: .....Oh just Publix
by Patty cakesss March 13, 2011
Get the Alaskan Hot Dogmug. A kinky sexual act that is hard to pull off but do not worry, there is a simple 5 step process that goes as follows:
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied
When my girlfriend was on her period her whole vagina was red, so I thought it would make sense to try The Alaskan Bull Worm on her, but unfortunately her period was actually a red pancake so... things got worse..........
by Mistertux441 November 23, 2016
Get the The Alaskan Bull wormmug. 1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo
Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!
by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009
Get the Alaskan Chili Dogmug. by Sir Lord El Duke October 11, 2012
Get the Alaskan Fire Elephantmug. When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.
When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.
by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008
Get the Baked Alaskan Piemug. You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.
by KingAK March 3, 2011
Get the alaskan clam bakemug.