Alonelord

Walking sex on legs

Man, that guy's just alonelord.

by Kevin1928 June 13, 2018

Alondra Gonzalez

Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.

Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)

Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)

by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018

Alonniversary

n. Being alone on your birthday or anniversary.

I’m having another alonniversary, Dude. WTF, I’m turning into Charlie Brown.

by Terminator3 November 25, 2018

Alingsås

A city in sweden, known for it's cafés and "fika".

Everybody who lives here is extremely quiet, the only thing you can hear is the cars on the highway.
And DONT say hello to anyone, they will probably think you are a crazyperson!

If you ever plan on going to Alingsås and grab some fika, i would recomend "Nygrens Café".

Guy 1: wanna go to Alingsås and grab some fika?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH BOI! <- (dont scream that)

by SECRETSSECRETSSECRETSSECRETS January 9, 2019

Alon

Bitch nigga that’s always depressed and plays on the local football team for clout. Also dresses in beta male clothing like HM and Fashion nova

Yo wassup alon, how’s it going?
Not much just kinda sad

by Ron Johnson March 5, 2019

Alonique

A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind and now's the Lord is in her side plus has some of the show biz talent and ended with a lousy ex

She has that Alonique spirit in her

by Thefriendlyneighborhoodwhitegu April 9, 2019

Alonely

Being alone and lonely.

Carla: "What did you do this Saturday?"

Lily: "I have just home watching a movie."
Carla: "Wow you're so alonely."

by penny's local bakery May 2, 2019