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Get the milk my almonds mug.To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
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Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
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Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about
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You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
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