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afriad

Being jealously afraid of someone or something else. (May be used sarcastically)
Mainly derived from afraid
That is 3/10 Im afriad
by rainbowwillywarmer December 30, 2017
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African Voodoo Mask

When two people paint each others face with thier partners shit. Can also be done to ones self. Peanuts optional
That bitch gave me a helluva African Voodoo Mask
by Mike Ootch December 13, 2006
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frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself
I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.
by lmaowords August 20, 2009
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African't

black guy who has a long horse-like penis but can't do anything useful or contribute anything to society.
white people often try to emulate them.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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African Americano

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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African Shower

The act of ejaculating onto your hand letting the jizz drip through the cracks between your fingers, letting it drip onto the girls face.
Janet: Hey did you take a shower today?

Heather: No but my boyfriend gave me an african shower last night.
by King Jizzmonster August 14, 2009
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African Totem Pole

When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.
Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks
by Easter Eggs July 17, 2007
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