My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

Sweating out of Shame

A Persian expression, Sweating out of shame refers to an individual who is so ashamed, his face turns red & starts sweating

I was sweating out of shame after my wife caught me cheating

by R.Ham May 28, 2019

R.E.M. Ass Sweat

The sweat an individual’a ass produces during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, the deepest state of dreams...

When you wake up after a deep sleep with swamp ass you know youv’ve got REM ass sweat.

Dave: Don’t go in my bed, I get R.E.M. Ass Sweat when I sleep naked, it drips.

Jim: bro I don’t really care, this blanket is really warm

by Slavid February 17, 2019

Minnesota Sweat Lodge

When you fart while driving and the heat is on max amplifying the smell. Lock windows for best results.

On the way to deer camp, Bob gave us a Minnesota Sweat Lodge and I nearly died.

by Dinkodare October 15, 2017

sweat band beanie

The art of having sex with a girl with a bro while one male is wearing a beanie and the other male is wearing a sweat band. One dick in mouth one in vag and girl loving it. Usually leads to pregnancy.

Doyle totally sweat band beanied that chick with Andre.

by Quiett September 14, 2007

fat nigga sweating

A hunky nigga that sweats vigorously.

damn look at that fat nigga sweating he even shat himself

by micky bùble March 9, 2021

Geometry Dash sweat

Yo what’s up dashers my name is GD Geometry Dash sweatboy420 and I’m lhere today because I’m about to beat bloodbath in 1att fricking sweat I am bro GG EZ 1 att lol so easy scrubbing

Geometry dash Sweat called sweatboy420 just beat sonic wave in 3 attempts oh my god he must be glued to his shitty ass Nokia brick every day because that’s all he does in his sad ass life

(Geometry Dash sweat people are toxic too but it doesn’t mean you are a sweat if you beat idk)

by frickthatfrackbro April 22, 2019