I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."
by LaneEndsHere January 11, 2022
Get the teen-nessmug. by 459395 March 4, 2022
Get the Resentfully teenmug. by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023
Get the Asian Teen Cornmug. random girl with tgs: i like how she responds with a small ✨ slap ✨
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot
by I Killed My Entire Family November 18, 2021
Get the Teen Girl Syndromemug. Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020
Get the Teen Programmermug. noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/
A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat
Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one
Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?
Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"
Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean
Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme
Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"
Tyler: should I delete it?
Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour
Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art
Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one
Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?
Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"
Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean
Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme
Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"
Tyler: should I delete it?
Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour
Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art
Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
Get the irony-teenmug. Person 1: See that teen girl?
Person 2: I heard she’s into Harry Potter imagine liking that.
Person 1: Ew. Wanna go play GTA 5?
Person 2: Nah your teen sister always ruins it.
Person 2: I heard she’s into Harry Potter imagine liking that.
Person 1: Ew. Wanna go play GTA 5?
Person 2: Nah your teen sister always ruins it.
by sooodone December 13, 2021
Get the Teen Girlmug.