ape tard

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.

"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."

by jimmycakes May 21, 2016

Me-tarded

An endearing term for when someone does something stupid, as you would.
Retarded like me!

My girl loves prank calling the neighbors, even though she's 30!
Me thinks she's me-tarded!

by Dave Chick January 14, 2009

Avant Tard

Cutting edge retard. Similar to avant guard, meaning cutting edge or ahead of its time, yet retarded.

Corky's performance in episode #12 of 'Life Goes On' was sooooo Avant Tard!

by Jenn Dickey December 17, 2005

tard of fucks

a person, who is the king and or more likely the queen of all fucking retards

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

tard-bag

Tard-bag also meaning retardness. Or a bag full of retardness.

That boy is a Tard-bag.

by bosh May 13, 2005

tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

by Barnie August 1, 2006

Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 11, 2018