Jon Eng

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.
by Michael Catron December 26, 2019
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Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror
Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.
by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018
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Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon
Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."
by Antitorpiliko June 05, 2012
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Bubby Jon

Bubby Jon's tend to be intelligent and fun, but they are mostly just racist, homophobic and sexist.
This guy on discord just won't stop complaining about women's suffrage, such a Bubby Jon.
by DeadMilkmenFan295 April 16, 2022
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The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.
I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.
by imsoinsane February 03, 2017
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Jon Rep

A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.
Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!
by bowiesolomangmail January 03, 2023
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Jon Groller

Jon Groller is a generic science teacher
Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess
by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023
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