"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
by T.Tryckster April 8, 2021
Get the Roman Chili Dogmug. A guy who is somewhat physically attractive(but not perfect). He has a kind caring personality and is always good to his woman. He is not selfish loves the outdoors and sports. He is also a pretty fast runner. He enjoys good food, music,and spending time with is freinds. Roman is not afraid to admit that he isn't perfect and also is brave enough to roast himself. He thinks more about others than of himself.
I love Roman
by Coolcat 1254 November 22, 2021
Get the Romanmug. This man is one in a million so he has been told. He is a somewhat tall, curly haired, dark person. But once you get to know him he may open up more. He has gone through a grueling childhood and yet he does his best to smile. He loves his girlfriend from one end of the multiverse to the other and back and will be loyal until his last breath. He has not nor will ever leave you. If you find a Roman that fits this, they probably like cuddles and movies and popcorn. Roman may also play warhammer 40k. Hes nervous when it comes to his physical look and you will almost never see him without a sweater unless you are alone. He is skinny, but not the kind of skinny that looks gross. His hands are scarred and worn and he relentlessly cuts the accidentally doing modeling or using machinery. His dad is an old cunt but roman still loves him and his mom made the mistake of bringing him here. Roman has a multitude of great ideas when it comes to emotional support. If you try to thank him for his help he will simply say that you did most of it yourself. whether this is true or not depends on the situation. He is a person that has knowledge beyond his years. Though he doesnt believe this, its utterly true. Roman's friend group is being depleted due to a bunch of factors. He believe the main reason is that he is a nerd and he is too weird. If you are dating and he says this to you, call him your weirdo and then promptly kiss him. It will not only make his day, but probably his whole week.
by Manbearpig666666 January 7, 2020
Get the Romanmug. by Ceaser13 October 11, 2023
Get the Romanmug. According to common stereotype, men think about the roman empire obsessively. So, saying "This my roman empire" implies that it's an obsession or a thing that occupies your mind constantly, like you can't stop thinking about it.
My roman empire is that taylor swift said 'Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'til someone's on their knees and asks you" instead of saying "knee" she said "knees" because the person wasn't on one knee proposing he was on both knees begging the girl to stay
by thekneesocks November 13, 2023
Get the my roman empiremug. by timesnewroman user February 10, 2021
Get the times new romanmug. by Jouyt August 3, 2021
Get the Romanmug.