Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

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Smashed crab

by Dan quaid May 11, 2018

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When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

by dixluvr January 08, 2015

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Another name for your fuck buddy, friend with benifits, or just straight up bitch who you have hardcore sex with regularly.

Sorry i couldent come over yesterday, i was thumping my smash peice

by ~Massa~ August 28, 2006

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Bored Smashing is a youtube show made by a user called Plainrock124

guy#1 Hey dude! did you see the new Bored Smashing? He smashes a mario and luigi mario kart live! guy#2 NO HE SUCKS HE SHOULD DIE!!! guy#1 no

by Dr Flug November 04, 2020

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The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.

by Budway November 19, 2004

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Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald July 02, 2007

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