A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.
Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders
by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007
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by The awkward Ashley April 17, 2019
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Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.
Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.
by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008
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Usually follows the phrase - 'G'bye'
Usually follows the phrase - 'G'bye'
Guy 1: "See you in a bit, Tom"
Guy 2: "Where you going?"
Guy 1: "Shop"
Guy 2: "Grab some, milk. G'bye, love you soon"
Guy 2: "Where you going?"
Guy 1: "Shop"
Guy 2: "Grab some, milk. G'bye, love you soon"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
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Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.
Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.
Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.
by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014
Get the siberian love affair mug.n. The interesting theory, regarding the increase of sexual pleasure, that one's partner will crave you after starving them for a week before finally letting them have the sweet nourishment of your tasty cock. Blowjobs are risky at this stage, because the extra protein might be too much of a temptation. It is highly recommended to ejaculate in the partner's mouth, as to prevent collapse from the energy expended during coitus. This theory is also a weight loss technique used in stupid first-world ghetto communities where the chicken grease flows like the Niger River. Women performing the starve can be called a "Hungry Hungry Hippo".
"My Baby did a Nigerian Love Starve and she passed out from pleasure!"
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."
by The Mayng March 16, 2014
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Guy: What's up with Jen? Why's she hanging on John sobbing hysterically and why's he so bewildered?
Girl: Turns out she's been in Game Show Love with him, his brother, and best friend, but she's getting married to his Dad. She still wants to go to Cabo with him though.
Girl: Turns out she's been in Game Show Love with him, his brother, and best friend, but she's getting married to his Dad. She still wants to go to Cabo with him though.
by cold_snap November 19, 2013
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