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I like spending time with you

I dont have crush on you so stop dreaming about me pls
Thanks!
by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022
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Like

Bob:”Its so freaking boring bro”
John:”Like.”
by Callmedmill June 23, 2018
mugGet the Likemug.

New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
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Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.
by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018
mugGet the Slide them out like the goat goes to Parismug.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr
by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020
mugGet the He plays like he doesn't have thumbsmug.
The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;
“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”
by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024
mugGet the “so do you guys like, scissor?”mug.

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
mugGet the Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the roadmug.

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