Butt Pirate

When you sit on someones head and rip ass on their head.

We were sitting in gym and Charles pulled a Butt Pirate on me. I smelled like a fart all day long.

by Dark Lotuz April 12, 2010

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Butt Morphing

The act of shaping your pelvic area to the pelvic area of another person while facing the same way.

aww yeah it was so cute! we layed in bed and cuddled and we were butt morphing.

by Kelly WCU April 28, 2010

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Butt Pirate

a mixed shot consisting of Butterscotch Liquer (butt) and Captain Morgans Rum (Pirate). Usually served cold after shaken over ice...unless you like hot butt pirates that is.

Guy1: Hey barkeep...2 butt pirates please
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!

by Hot_Carl March 25, 2010

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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

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Butt Grubber

(Noun) A individual who dines on the contents on another individuals butt or ass.

(Noun) Someone who tosses another persons salad when they have to poop.

You really didn't know that Jack is a serious butt grubber!?

Jack totally grubbed down on that guys butt. He is such a butt grubber!

by RastaMyPasta September 14, 2009

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Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?

Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.

by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009

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